Yesterday I....
1. Realized car had been broken into and no more cell phone, wallet, or ipod for me
2. Was turned down for big grant application, likely leading to my getting canned in the near future
3. Had to endure sexist comments from most revolting board member ever as he sat in my office leering at me with teeth worse than Austin Powers and the same drool as the alien from "Alien"
4. Suffered through another meeting with the bitch committee (in a palatial and recently re-decorated estate inhabitated by 34-year-olds Christ what am I doing with my life) where I was called out for dicking around and not doing any work on upcoming special event
5. Endured serious intervention from parents on debt, my issues, living like an immature sixteen-year-old, and shirking responsibilities and am now considering living with my fucking grandmother--in MECHANICSVILLE-- for a year to save $$
Life is grand!
3 comments:
Oh, M. Life sucks sometimes and is just not fair. I'm sorry. Who can I beat up for you? Or sit on? That will SURELY kill someone.
My dad did leave a gun at my apartment last night--is probably less for self-protection and more direct message to kill self.
DC is calling girlfriend. Come up next week for the 4th. We will have an meeting to figure out what you need to do next.
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