Thursday, June 15, 2006

Oh Brit...

Sean Preston and friends watch Mommy's interview

STILL vomiting from interview with Matt Lauer last week...why did we need to see this TWICE, anyway?

In Brit's defense, I'm going to have to assume that she fired all stylists, publicists, assistants, and probably even her mother before the interview. When supporting K-Fed, she needs all the scratch she can get, yo. Kohl's was obviously having a kick-ass sale and she loaded up on the denim minis and Rocket Dog stacked flip flops. But she's just a sweet, innocent, country girl y'all! Her tastes are simple...she don't need no Goochie or Vursase or Prayda--no siree! Give the girl the Jaclyn Smith collection from Kmart or the Metro 7 from Wal-Mart and she knows just how to work it.

3 comments:

Stephanie823 said...

"I'm going to have to assume that she fired all stylists..."

I swear to God, I said that exact statement to my mother yesterday when discussing this piece of CRAP interview. I could only last 20 minutes. I could not LOOK at her anymore!! Much less LISTEN to her. Did you see her chewed up, purple fingernails when she went to wipe the 5 pounds of black eyeliner from her face when she started crying? Jesus! I'm still in shock. And I really thought I would see a nipple at any moment. It was like a car wreck.

Peach said...

awful. i would have sympathized more if she at least put some f*cking effort into it. plus she didn't make any sense...what was that "THAT'S America for you!" comment? and the pouting? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Stephanie823 said...

I liked the "I need to create my own magazine" rant she went on. It made no sense AT ALL. What was the question that made her say "That's America for ya!" Cause it had nothing to do with that response.

Geez. Maybe we should get a copy of this and watch again. Together. Let's wait until after July 29 so I can drink wine and pee in my pants.