Time for Timer indeed!Big news on Thursday--Khan has resigned! However, the reign of terror will be continued by COO, pictured above (if I had better skills, would add brown bob under top hat). Am eagerly looking forward to see what new rules giant bigmouth COO will enact.
So all of this has me thinking of other careers again.
Drug Dealer: Since I found electronic scales at work, feel better equipped for this position. Must be willing to face jail time, balloons of drugs up the hoo-ho, unethical partners (isn't this every fucking job?), and violence. Good math skills, poker face, and pain resistance a plus.
Clown: Natural love for makeup and hatred for children make me well-suited for this one. Long hours, smelly circuses, and everyday enthusiasm=no good. Little cash but much travel could be bonus. Easy access to elephant ears, cotton candy, and beer.
Rapper: Love of money, rhymes, and baggy clothes bode well for this one. Knowledge of firearms, street slang, and culture make for good continuing education endeavors. Perks include access to drugs and drinking--with no penalty for on-the-job use! No advanced degree required, must have good accountant to avoid purchasing excessive bling and pimp cups.
Am spending next week on resume and pursuing alternate careers...and maybe hitting Club Boss for inspiration on how to hit it big. Missy Elliott lives in VA Beach--holla!
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