Peach LOVES
- Banana Pudding
- Cigarettes
- Jim Beam
- Cuss words (or curse words for more refined readers)
- Toddlers in glasses
- Charlie Sheen
Peach HATES
- Working
- W Magazine
- Julia Roberts
- Entertainment Tonight
- Jell-O
- Lying douchebag coworkers like our new CFO who looks like an apple on two toothpicks--I'm calling you out bitch...you and your entire family better move to another city you big fat asshole! Don't be surprised if that fucking blue mini van is keyed to bits and you have to ride on rims b/c of your flat tires you stretch-pants wearing Prince Valiant hair-having whore
2 comments:
TODDLERS IN GLASSES! Ha! I just cackled outloud. But I have to say, Toddlers in Glasses would be on my list too.
Sorry about Ms. Apple on Toothpicks. Sure makes life a LIVING HELL to work with/for someone so heinous.
So, get your fucking resume together and COME OVER HERE ALREADY!!!!!
I think babies in bikinis (of the string variety) will make next love list, but didn't want to put both in lest i sound like a pedophile.
And, yes this CFO is the pits. Looks exactly like stupid Timer from Hanker for a Hunk-a Cheese psa from Sat. Morn cartoons! look it up...it's uncanny
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