Since humiliation and shame seem to work so well when correcting kids and animals, figured I might as well call out a few folks who forgot to call this weekend. Maybe their phones weren't working or they were out of minutes, right?
"I had dental surgery! Soooo painful...call you later."
"Oh...uh...I was so busy writing I forgot! Next time, Peach."
"I'm praying earnestly for your forgiveness."
"I had to take my mom out. She's been so lonely lately."
"I was chained in the fucking basement! I was thinking of you the whole time..."
Whatever losers. While I went on without you, I found someone better at Metro. Cheers!!
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