Mmmm... this is much better than hair pie any day....
1. Taco Bell "good to go"
Annoying, pointless, and not true. That shit drips or falls out everywhere. Blond guy in glasses needs to go work for Dell maybe and begin whole new wave of irritating ads for them. Thank you to thisiswhatwedonow for an excellent synapsis. http://www.thisiswhatwedonow.com/2005/07/only-thing-thats-good-to-go-is-your.html
2. Dr. "Z" ads for Chrysler. If you didn't hate Germans enough post World War II then watch these. Horrible concept, totally dated feel, and Dr. Z looks like he stepped right out of Madame Tussaud's. Ridiculous waste of airspace.
http://www.askdrz.com/?bid=1758115&adid=39232298&pid=12206054
3. Geico cavemen. "Roast duck with mango salsa." Actually, these are actually a little bit funny. But watching the cavemen makes me nauseated. Plus, we have enough fucking attitude from the average homosapien! Couldn't the cave people be more concerned with fire on sticks or an overdone pterodactyl burger? I guess that's the humor...but they're so ugly. http://www.awfulcommercials.com/archives/2005/12/04/geico-cavemen/
4. Allen & Allen. TERRIBLE. You are excited because your law office deigned to pick up the phone. Pathetic.
5. Any and all diapers. They soak up PEE. There is nothing romantic or cute about this fact. Same goes for pads. If you want cinema verite to really make your consumer feel your product's superiority, use real yellow liquid or thickened red Kool-Aid. I'm all for it. This site is totally unauthorized by me and has nothing to do with Huggies...but it could land you on Jerry Springer. http://www.dailydiapers.com/
6. The piece de resistance! Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes! Disgustingly so, he or she often does it without enough cushiony toilet paper. Charmin, can we please go back to Mr. Whipple? I'd much rather picture his prudish sensibility in my local grocery versus the frequently-dumping bears having a blast shaking their hairy chubby asses with joy thanks to the absorbency of your toilet paper.
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Yeah, the "good to go" commercial with the parents and the loser kid who won't move out reminds me of Cousin Chris.
And how about the DANCING TAMPON GIRLS. Saw that one last night.
omigod you're right! will have to add that one. i hate those taco bell ads enough to tramp over to their main office and suggest some new concepts. food=super ads=rotten
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