Spirit & Fun: Stamped out
Was the PITS! Betrayed by friends, hated by men, with ass growing way out of the range Lane Bryant can handle. And now facing return to theplacewhichmustnotbenamed tomorrow after a supremely shitty week off. What the hell is going on cosmically? I am afraid to ask if things can get any worse because, well, they CAN.
Destiny calls--humping is much better than reading
Just finished having a late dinner with a friend and her friend and her new boyfriend. WHO PROCEEDED TO MAKE OUT DURING DINNER AND REFERENCE HIS "STAMINA" AND HER "PENIS RUBBING UNDER THE TABLE" AND HOW "RABBIT SEX IS BAD"
Un-fucking-believable. That was one of the worst real-life (not movie or 3rd person account) of PDA I have ever witnessed. Am still gagging and throwing up french fries in my mouth. I was also the only one that ate to cope with the stress of the smacking kiss noises and fondling. For two hours.
Rocky Horror Picture Show Redux: The Keg PartyThis looks way more fun than Shackelford's just was. I am still throwing up. I don't usually smoke or drink on school nights, but this was a 3-beer, dirty martini, 3 cig Sunday. After 10000000000000000000 drink 100000000000 cig weekend. Health is no longer an option.
4 comments:
WHAT?!?!?!? That is heinous. I would have left. That is disgusting and rude and I hope YOUR friend was appalled too! Why are people IDIOTS? AND I'm sorry you had a bad week. Hated by men and betrayed by friends? We need to do dinner, sister. I want to hear all about this.
Oh, stop being such a prude. It's 2006, girl - not 1956! Penis-rubbing-under-the-table comments are totally acceptable in these sexually liberated times. Let your hair down a little!
Maybe I am a prude...but I also have cable--I can pay good money to see (and hear) shit like that. I like my s-e-x where it belongs, Camrox--in the living room on the small screen!
Looks nice! Awesome content. Good job guys.
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