Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Blind Item: Ted Casablancas Style
Once upon a time in burnished "Old Richmond" there lived a very prominent and well-to-do family whose money is so old their Cro-Magnon ancestors probably wore minks and raw diamonds. In said family, there's a long list of crazies, most with alcohol problems and obesity--just the trivial day to day issues of the horsey/boarding school/winter in Palm Beach set. Onward...
One descedant we'll call Aggressive Al--a prominent businessman with plenty of the "right" friends--is still wreaking havoc with his mercilessly mean ways around town, especially on his own family. Aggressive Al no longer speaks to his sister and cuts a wide berth around the rest of the family, but since the good ol' boys in this town stick together there's always a CCV encounter plus social functions to bring them back together. Recently at such--the wedding of Aggressive Al's daughter, Boney Bonnie, a major scene erupts: Aggressive Al runs into his niece, Pushy Paula, angry with her for supporting Boney Bonnie and toasting her "as a sister" (and for having a big mouth to tell Aggressive Al off at any chance), leading Al to cause a major scene which ended with him grabbing Boney Bonnie's emaciated arm and slinging her against the wall, leaving her in tears. Genteel manners out the window, Aggressive Al and Pushy Paula engage in all-out fighting, slinging accusations of alcoholism (both), inflicting eating disorders (Aggressive Al's daughters and new 2nd wife, bulimia and anorexia) and the real reason Boney Bonnie is so devastatingly anorexic. The reason? Molestation, friends, with Aggressive Al as the perpetrator. Since Al has threatened Pushy Paula with a law suit over that tidbit, she could only thickly hint to yours truly...
Any guesses?
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4 comments:
What a scoop, right? Just fell into my lap too. Will give you more dets later!
Am I not a true Richmonder because I have NO CLUE who the heck this is??? I'm so out of it. But atleast there is nothing gay involved this time. Right?? THAT is what is most shocking!
Please tell me it's not the Yamins.
By the way - what's up w/ PMR? Who's this new guy "Beau?" Where's Q? Where's Big Dane?
Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.
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