Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Don't Tell Me

Campbell waits patiently in the makeup chair before going on air

Please, please, please tell me Campbell Brown is not loved by millions of Americans. Bitch gets paid God knows how much, yet looks mortally embarrassed every morning by Al, Matt, Ann, or bumbling David Gregory. Nor can smarty ever read the damn teleprompter or quit complaining about the weather or bad writing. Heavy on the eye rolling and "I'm so much better than you" sidelong glances, why doesn't some nice producer--or better yet, someone who actually likes her and gives a fig--pull her aside and remind her she's on national tv? Maybe having all that good hate-fucking tension between hosts is good for ratings.


"I'm waiting for you, Matt..."

2 comments:

Stephanie823 said...

"Bumbling David Gregory"

Exactly! Geez I don't enjoy him at all. Did you see the other day when he was singing and dancing around to "Put on a happy face" from Bye Bye Birdie? I was embarassed. My man Al is the only thing saving the show right now.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Al can always be counted on to ignore whatever inane banter the other hosts are engaging in and deliver some kind of off-color but amusing comment.