Sure--'Taps' will get us in the Christmas spirit!
What the fuck happened this year? No one cares about presents and Jesus I guess. The 25th came and went without much ado...I'd like to thank the following people for making the holiday special:
1. Mom's mother (my grandmother) for gifting me with $25 and a long soliliquy on how she wishes she could do more but....dramatic sigh...she just can't. Appresh!
2. Uncle (mom's asshole brother) who left before we arrived at grandmother's house (see above) b/c he didn't get us anything. Without warning of course, b/c my mother blew a chunk on his stinkass Bass Fishing Card (yeah yeah... he's a redneck living in King William).
3. Dad's mother (other grandmother) for cutting xmas gift money in half this year. But thank you for giving my cousins a car! So generous. Oh right almost forgot no gifts from my dad's sister and her Mario Batali look-alike husband either.
4. Owner of retail establishment I work for part time who thanked us for the best year ever and gifted her dedicated employees with...nothing. Last year it was gift certificates! This year we get air?
5. $15 gas card from full-time work establishment gives the Wall Street bonuses a real run for the money!
2 comments:
Well, hopefully this year's gonna be a little brighter!
Saw your comment about the blog-wide workout, and it's awesome you'll be taking part! We'll have you set up for the roll call next week since this one's almost over. All we look for is to have you get 2-3 workouts a week, and every Friday you tell us how many you got. The workout week starts on Friday and ends midnight on Thursday. See you at next week's roll call!
All right, it's roll call time. Let us know how you did last week.
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