Quit Bossing Me

Marketing: Evil

Thanks to more shitty ideas from marketing and Khan, I have been issued orders to begin PR efforts for another pathetic effort for the agency. Statewide media domination in two days I suppose. Yet, oddly enough, I've been given NO information on said project and have nothing to tell the "media" to spark our explosion of revenue. Being burned out and disgusted, this is your chance to vote on Peach's new job!

Beggar--long hours, must be people person, good storytelling skills a plus. No benefits, also no tax filing. Must be willing to weather the elments. Yearly income depends on iniative.

Pirate--leadership skills required, blood lust and murderous nature helpful, knowledge of sailing and seafaring a must. Team-oriented environment common. Yearly income potentially limitless; depends on booty and personal iniative.

Gold Digger--good looks necessary, tendency toward anorexia and self-absorbed behavior a plus. Love of vacations, several homes, "charity work", and shopping required. Must be willing to have kids to insure future (but there's always boarding school). Yearly income--dependent on husband.
Prostitute--Independent self-starter a good fit. Set own hours and rates, work at your own pace. Passion for pleasure and knowledge of dental dam required. Yearly income--in Las Vegas, lots. In Richmond, Va not so much.

Robber/Burgular--Job growth dependent on skill set. Hours either late at night or mid-day. Work alone or in teams. Ability to use weapons, a lack of remorse, and creative money laundering required. Yearly income could be thousands or millions (projection could be unreasonable due to watching too many movies).