One girl's trash...

An amazing story that's all TRUE!

So, a friend of mine--let's call her Plum--has been harboring undying love for a certain boy-around-town (very cute, sufficiently wealthy, young, dangerously charming) and has been engaging in some information finding here and there.

Plum is walking the other day when she sees a shiny laptop sticking out of an alley trash can. Plum takes said laptop home in the hopes that it might work. When she plugs it in, lo and behold there are files related to a recent wedding of Richmond's young pearls, complete with addresses, guests, etc. Scrolling through files, whose name should appear but Mr. X!!! After more digging, Plum finds pictures!

Plum nearly dies. Unfortunately, the laptop conks out but not before Plum has saved all the addresses so that the overindulged folks on the social register (the wedding list) can be on the receiving end of a few pranks (now in development). It's not the lottery, but it'll do!

The lesson: girls, wipe out your hard drive before you toss your shit in the trash.
Lesson #2: Richmond is frighteningly small!