Wednesday, May 24, 2006

America Has Voted (for once)

"If I can just squeeze out this one poot with no one knowing..."

Birmingham rejoice! America limbered up its pointer finger and dialed like mad and TAYLOR IS THE WINNER!!!

Katharine: green with envy.

Aw...poor pretty pouty glossy nude lips Katharine with her perfect waves and perky boobies...I know Ryan will miss peering into those (I'm sure he'd be more interested if they were glued on Clay Aiken's ass but oh well). LA loves you baby!

Congratulations Taylor. I know today is another proud day in Birmingham, AL history. Gas up that career and ride it to the end of time--or at least until the start of American Idol Season 6!!

"Good work boy! Now get on back here before too long...Boss Hogg's gonna need a replacment soon!"

*note to die-hards--I know the Dukes were from Hazzard County, GA. But it's still funny.

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