"Isn't he sweet...I just posted about his sticky poop and how it took me three hours to breastfeed today. Fascinating, right?"Nothing deserves a bigger Mr. Yuck sticker denoting it as poison than MOMMY BLOGS! As if I don't hear about your kids enough I am now directed to page after page of pre-natal stories, in-utero stories, delivery tales of ripping genitalia, post-partum details of husband/wife relations, and all with PICTURES! Stop it. Just stop it. We get the holiday letters, the emails, the phone calls with Junior screaming in the background or the vague "mmm hmmm" in response to every statement that proves you are NOT listening and only fantasizing about getting off the phone to go book another mommy and me class, and the endless attitude that we--the single nation (or at least the childless nation)--aren't doing enough to enable overpopulation, the greenhouse effect, and the next generation of video-gaming diabetic fatties.
"Fuck you, Mommy, I said I wanted the new PSP you asshole...not this red boomerang"
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Sticky Poop!!! LOL! If I ever try to talk to you about sticky poop, you have my permission to shoot me in the face.
Well, you have a free pass or two if you need too. But anyone else--NO WAY!
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