"More peanut butter eggs"
No, it's not the next Star Wars installment or a sci-fi thriller...it's how I spent the weekend of gloom and rain. Why no posting? I couldn't possibly tear myself from the bag of Easter candy or the giant bottle of cheap white wine and stop watching tv to come write anything. My slug tail can only move so fast y'all.
Does anyone know how good the Disney Channel is? I highly recommend "Suite Life of Zack and Cody" and "That's So Raven." Raven Simone is one underrated actress!! 
I hear the shouts of "Emmy! Emmy! Emmy!"
Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea have taught me A LOT of life lessons, such as how to dress up as an old lady and pretend to be your mom when you don't want your real mom to meet your teacher, dressing up like a psychic for a tv hotline for your summer job and predicting that your crush will fall in love with you when he calls the hotline, dressing up like a singing bear at a pizza joint to spy on your crush, dressing up like a famous gymnast to impress your crush--basically a lot of dressing up to avoid situations, spy, deceive, etc. and then working it out. So, tomorrow I will look like this at work:
Who would fuck with Stuart Smalley? In this costume, I can use my powers of psychoanalysis and help my coworkers with issues. Or there's this...
"Back off bitches...I have a hair appointment and I'll be gone the rest of the day."
Thanks for the tips Raven! Appresh!
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