Oops..Another Miracle. The 2nd Reason I'll Go To Church...

Nice "Premonition"

Julian McMahon in another movie! Praise be. Obviously I am a fan of dicks (describing personalities, of course).

http://movies.about.com/od/bullocksandra/a/premon110905.htm

Why I Will Start Going to Church...

Give Thanks.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/vh1-premiere-andrew-dice-clay-dice-undisputed-on-march-4-4541.php

Virginia is for Salmonella

Never grow up! Come through my gateway of explosive diarrhea and possible death!

I made a joke the other day that maybe the tainted peanut butter roommate and I have been eating (2 jars we know of with the code in question, 2 we're 96% positive but as we already ate it too late to check) is from the peanuts of animal shit. Then I read this:

How salmonella -- which typically comes from animal feces -- got into the processed peanut butter remains a mystery. According to a report from the Associated Press, rodents and birds sometimes make their way into peanut storage bins at the Sylvester plant, but any salmonella would be killed during the peanut roasting process, when temperatures exceed the 165 degrees needed to destroy the bacteria.

So, potentially, I've been dining on various wild poops. My hypothesis has been proven AND I'm a shit connoisseur! Thank you for the education.

Gastrointestinal distress: delicious.

From Peach to Beach...

Congratulations to The Tropicana in VA Beach! Being named one of the dirtiest hotels in the country and being profiled on national tv is truly an accomplishment. Thank you for helping dispel the notion that VA Beach is for white trash, dirty military, and general skeeviness. What would hometown hero Missy Elliott say about this?